Marc Maron Takes All the Vitamins and Turmeric Thanks to Some Guy

Marc Maron Takes All the Vitamins and Turmeric Thanks to Some Guy


-You look good, buddy. -They do that for everybody? -They do not stand
for everybody. -Thank you very much.
Thank you very much. -You got a standing ovation.
You felt the love. -Yeah.
-You look good. -Thank you.
-You have less of a mustache. -I have no mustache.
-Yeah. -I actually — It’s the first
time in about 15 years that I have no mustache.
-Wow. -I had to — I shaved it off
for a role in a movie actually. -Ooh, who do you play
in the movie? -I play the guy
without the mustache. -Ah!
[ Laughter ] That’s good casting.
-Yeah, yeah. -Good casting.
-It said “guy without mustache.” It’s very broad, but I’m like, “I can do that.
I’ll just take it off.” -But you look good.
You taking care of yourself? -I am. I think I am.
-Yeah. -You know, I do things
to take care of myself. I don’t know — I don’t know
what I know, Jimmy. Do you? Do you ever think — [ Laughter ] No, I mean, like, have you ever
had a few hours during the day and just sat down and go like,
“What do I really know?” [ Laughter ] -I don’t —
I don’t want to do that. -Well, the weird thing
is, like — and this is all going somewhere. Like, if you make
a column of things you’re pretty sure you know,
and then you make another column of how you know those things, about 90% of that second column
is just like, “Some guy told me.”
[ Laughter ] -That is true. -Right, so the point being is
like — Look, I take vitamins. Alright? I take them.
I take them every day because I’m afraid to die
and I’m stupid. [ Laughter ] But every day
I take my vitamins. I look at them in my hand.
-Yeah. -I got vitamin B,
vitamin D, vitamin C. And I look at them.
And in my heart, Jimmy, I know these don’t do anything.
-Right. [ Laughter ] Yeah, they do nothing.
-But I’m in. I’m taking them. -Yeah.
-I’m taking them every day. And so I’m in. So if I don’t take them one
morning and I drive somewhere, I’ve actually gone back
to my house to take my stupid vitamins
because in my mind I’m like, “What’s gonna happen today
if I don’t take them? Am I gonna get
in a car accident?” And vitamin D
stops car accidents. -I did not know that.
That’s fantastic. -Yeah. But my point is,
is, like, it is kind of B.S. And you never know when
someone’s just gonna randomly dump some crap into your head. Some guy you don’t
know that well or someone you’re
just talking to them, and out of nowhere they’re gonna
say something like, “Are you taking turmeric?” Then you’re like,
“What? Turmeric?” “Yeah, you got to take
turmeric.” And you’re like, “Turmeric?” “Yeah, turmeric.”
“The spice? Are you talking about
the spice?” And he’s like,
“Yeah, you got to take that.” “Wait, the spice that you buy
once to make an Indian recipe, and you never use it again
and it stains your wooden spoon? That turmeric?” -Stains your spoon. Yeah. -And he’s like, “Yeah, you got
to be taking that.” And I’m like, “No, I don’t.”
In my mind, that’s ridiculous. I’m just tired of
all that hype around stuff. But, you know, I’m taking it,
you know, and — [ Laughter ] Well, he told me
it was for inflammation. And then I said, “What do
you mean, inflammation?” He says, “You know,
general inflammation.” I’m like, “What is that?” And he’s like,
“Well, it’s the new bad thing that causes all the other
bad things, you know?” And then I’m like,
“What happened to cholesterol?” He’s like, “Well, it turns out
that’s good for you.” [ Laughter ] But I got to be honest. Since I’ve been taking it,
I feel less inflamed. -Wow.
-I do. -You look less inflamed.
-Less inflamed in a general way. -Well, you look great. Thank you
for coming back to our show.

Comments

(59 Comments)

  • Izumi Jorden Taijeron

    Hi

  • Abdulaziz Alessa

    ?

  • Maggie_Chaeyoung

    FunnY AF hahahaha

  • Anees Richu

    Jim

  • electra lysandra

    Early

  • shut up cause Its hazelnut

    Why is Jimmy so good ?

  • Shraddha Pandey

    "Stains my spoon"
    What an explanation for turmeric!

  • Rihanna Bolanos

    Kinda early yay

  • Esther ET

    Love u Jimmy 😁🌸🌺💓💓

  • India Lu

    Maron's mix

  • New Message

    Some Guy really gets around.. he used to sell me my pot.

  • UtenteMedio

    Marc is such a daddy

  • Phoenix Uprising

    I've never heard of this guy, Marc, but he is freaking hilarious.

  • Soccer Star

    If this gets to 100 likes I will sub to everyone that commented

  • Amir Vampire

    i have no idea who he is! but i like vitamins so i like him!

  • Betty Smith

    This guy is hilarious! Who is he?

  • A GOT7 Fan

    Please invite got7 onto your show at some point

  • Disco_ DuckyDeacy

    omg.. I just realized I watched TTSSJF live in our TV😭❤️ this was the first time💞

  • The Arcane Two

    "Marc Moron"

  • Lolly Triad

    151st to like this vid
    This is how many ppl don't care
    👇

  • Cosmetics & Comedy

    It's pronounced ter-meric

  • Eleanor Vaz

    Well the vitamins didn't cure Marcs hypochondria thats for sure 😅

  • Hashan Sadaruwan

    Yeet

  • Lady Jo

    Isn't he from the show "Easy" on Netflix?

  • Leandro Leitão

    I love you

  • jasobres

    Hey there, What-the-F**kers, What-the-F**k-Buddies, What-the-F**kaneers!

  • JeeMe

    Duroduro

  • atSHADOWBAT

    I suffer from what might called "chronic gout." My feet are always inflamed (no, I am not a firewalker) and turmeric has been a godsend. People have compared the pain from gout to walking on a broken leg.

  • Matt G

    You have to take turmeric with black pepper extract, so says the internet. The internet outranks some guy.

  • superman6x6

    Guest: HI
    Jimmy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

  • Ba A

    I know a guy who knows another guy who's brother has a friend who knows some guy that recommends tumeric be taken daily

  • BlueCarp

    "If you make a column of things you are pretty sure you know, then you make another column of how you know those things, about 90% of that second column is just like, 'yeah, some guy told me.'"

    –Marc Maron, on the Jimmy Fallon show, 7/17/19

    Kinda like #GlobalWarming, actually.

  • S Ke

    still dont understand why we pray when its suppose to be seperate weird

  • Ali H

    😁😁😂😂😂 old man

  • Tammy Fantin

    Hellywood illuminate scum…Soon your Eternal damnation a Super Nova..Oochie… LOL..well deserved….

  • BigMug Bob

    Thats awesome. Marc with a C should have more shows and movies made for him. He's so,unique and funny

  • Sunburst Daydream

    Marc should host the late show

  • Melanie Lira

    sam sylvia

  • Edgar M.P.

    “Because Im afraid to die and I’m stupid”

  • Czo Lo

    Jokes on him. Vitamin supplements have been linked to heart attacks. Or strokes. Or some shit.

  • OddOneOut665

    Something tells me that Joel and Marc can't stand one another…

  • lance winfield

    watching second video and i like this man.

  • thebodiescannotveto

    Doesn’t believe in conspiracy theories though 🤔

  • Matthew Rubin

    Maron!

  • mikecantreed

    Jesus this format is dead.

  • kfc twigs

    I'm weirdly and heavily attracted to Marc

  • Adam Dennis

    Two douchebags

  • h d

    Sorry to see Marc taking such a folksy turn. Must be considering a run for a mayorship, or governorship, or…

  • Dr. Phil

    MARC MARON HAS A FANTASTIC BOOK. If you can read this You can read his book.

  • mooalijasmine

    I dont know what I know… classic sentiment phrased in a new way.

  • Marcus Middleton

    I’m not usually this guy but Marc is so unfunny every time I see him, I click on his video and click the thumbs down.

  • Peter Molloy

    Maron is an institution.

  • Dante Lamusta

    Love you, Mark Maron! Good luck on your new movie! Dying to see it!

  • Thomas Rainbow

    I love Marc Maron's mind and point of view! Such a funny and smart dude

  • Kkidzz

    Maron rips on Fallon all the time and sucks up hard…..sheesh

  • MoviesGamesMusicAddicted

    jimmy fallon laugh is so fake..that it makes kevin durant 2 º twitter account look legit…

  • mateusz czujko

    Believing in God and relationship with Him is the best medicament for our lives! I reccommend it😇

  • Frank Winkhorst

    Turmeric is actually good for prostate problems. Look up curcumin.

  • Low_Poh_Wei

    0:35 okay, Jimmy Fallon, why does that even funny?! @[email protected]

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