First Aid Fail – The Office US

First Aid Fail – The Office US


So assessing the situation. Are they breathing? No, Rose, they are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs. No, that’s not part of it. Where are they? You know what, if we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there? I would wanna live with no legs. How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Kevin. You don’t do anything. Alright, well let’s get back to it, ’cause you’re losing him. Okay, too fast. Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of 100 beats per minute. [sigh] Uhh, okay. That’s hard to keep track. How many is that per hour? How’s that gonna help you? I will divide and then count to it. Right. Okay, well a good trick is to pump to the tune of “Stayin’ Alive” by the Bee Gees. Do you know that song? Yes! Yes, I do. I love that song. [clears throat] ♫ First I was afraid, I was petrified ♫ No, it’s… ♫ Ah ah ah ah ♫ ♫ Stayin’ alive, stayin alive. ♫
– Okay, gotcha. You were in the parking lot earlier! That’s how I know you! ♫ Ah ah ah ah ♫ ♫ Stayin’ alive, Stayin’ alive ♫ [Harmonizing] ♫ Ah-ah-ah-ah ♫ ♫ Stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive ♫ ♫ Ah, you can tell by the way I use my walk ♫ ♫ I’m a woman’s man, no time to talk ♫ ♫ Music loud and women warm, been kicked around since I was born ♫ ♫ Well, it’s alright, it’s okay,
you can look the other way ♫ ♫ Rit dit doo, rit dit doo ♫
[others harmonizing] Okay, okay! Okay! [Michael muttering lyrics] ♫ Stayin’ alive, Stayin’ alive. ♫ Yeah, okay. You didn’t maintain 100 beats per minute, and the ambulance didn’t arrive because nobody called 911. So, you lost ’em. Okay, he’s dead. Anyone know what we do next? Anybody? Rose? … I have no idea. Anyone else? We bury him. Wrong. [makes buzzer sound] Check for an organ donor card. If he has one, we only have minutes to harvest. He has no wallet, I checked. He is an organ donor. He is? -Yep.
– Give me some ice in a styrofoam bucket! Here we go. [grunts] Angela: Oh my god!
[others groaning] Dwight!
Kelly: Dwight, what are you — [Dwight yelling] We search for the organs. Where’s the heart, the precious heart? I’m not feeling well. I need to sit down. [comforting Stanley]
Hey Stanley, are you okay? [suckering noise] [Angela shrieks] Stanley: Oh My God.
Dwight! “Clarisse.” [everyone groans] Can you tell me why you had to cut the face off the dummy? I didn’t think it was very realistic in the movie. It turns out… It’s pretty realistic. We had to pay for it. Cost us 3,500 dollars. 5,300 dollars for a dummy? Wow… Well, okay. Look. David, this is why we have training. We start with the dummy… and we learn from our mistakes… and now Dwight knows not to cut the face off a real person.

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(100 Comments)

  • usssanjacinto1

    "David, this is why we have training. We start with the dummy, and we learn from our mistakes, and now Dwight knows not to cut the face off a real person."

  • Chahul Ghayal

    This is the scene that made me watch this epic series. And its that day and (after binged watched it 5 times now) today!!

  • Annie

    “No arms or legs is basically how you live Kevin, you don’t do anything”

  • gourmet cheese pizza

    I just came for the thumbnail and I ain't disappointed

  • Taco Bell Valet

    Dwight is fucking insane.

  • LDGaming15

    2:21 "I am chucky the killer doll!"

  • Harper and the sad life they lead

    No one:

    Not a soul:

    Not even micheal:

    Dwight: Clairese

  • Floome

    This show is like the amazing world of Gumball but in real life

  • Jonathon Espinoza

    Rose: i think i walked into an insane asylum.

  • Mr. Meme Robber

    ”you know when you come across someone with no arms or legs, do you bother resuscitating them? – Michael Scott, Regional Manager.

  • Kuripop 9907

    Like um or hate um there spitting straight fax

  • michael eckert

    Hands down best moment out of the office. I never expected it lol.

  • Piper The Baguette

    I don’t watch the office this just popped into my recommended and I’m not disappointed

  • Katelyn Cannon

    NO ROSE!!!

  • Hashtag EV

    I saw this whole episode and the basketball game episode before I started the show. Love it.

  • Katelyn Cannon

    Did anyone notice how after Dwight cut the face off the dummy you hear Stanley say “oh my god”?

  • Steven Coates

    $5300 for a dummy!? Hah hah!!!

  • movement 148

    One of the best scenes!

  • The Lytz

    "I would wanna live with no legs"
    "How about no arms?" silence
    "No arms and legs is basically how you exist right now Kevin, you don't do anything" Michael is such a savage 😂

  • Sweaty Skeleton

    Ladies and gentlemen, ADHD

  • Logan Reviews Movies

    The best 3:06 minutes of comedy every made.

  • Djpigmaster

    Staying alive… he’s dead

  • Raul Palma

    Too many stars in just one room

  • Vaztage

    2:21 he looks like Gara from Naruto

  • sophie brent

    This is the best episode

  • ShaedFangGames

    This has to be the best episode ever. With the combo of the whole BGs thing plus Dwight being a total joker and bringing up silence of the lambs, what's not to like?

  • Adam Nowlin

    “No rest for the sick”. – Michael Scott

  • Adam Nowlin

    Yamanamanama stayin alive staying alive
    -Michael Scott

  • DJ Cringle

    Dwight this whole episode was a whole fuckin mood it’s amazing 😂😂😂

  • 000mmm888

    Creed's comedic timing was complete GOLD in this scene!!! My second favorite Episode of the series!!!

  • Jerryyy Craze

    This clip made me watch the show in entirety a while back 😂😂 still funny

  • jkrfan7

    Can't believe this scene helped save someone's life

  • Christine Gatwiri

    I have watched this an unhealthy amount of times

  • David Arruda

    1:32 i just noticed creed sings

  • Abby Janson

    This episode is the one I use to introduce The Office to people 😂😂

  • Sonny Charles

    My teacher played this and the fire drill clip to show us what not to do during a drill and this one just to show us

  • Tay

    I didn’t even realize he was singing a different song then what she said 😂 shame on me! Lmfaoooo this show is too much

  • Vampire King

    I hated this in school the sad thing is that they forced us to do this in 7th grade

  • Skittlez

    Probably my favorite scene even though I never watched it

  • YOUR ALIEN BOI !!!

    What episode is this???

  • Kate ,

    Dwight was a vsco girl before it was a meme

  • Allied Mike69

    I want to fuck who came up with this episode

  • MrCorvusC

    Easily one of the best episodes in a whole show. And this moment with Dwight putting on a ripped off face? I was dying laughing 😀

  • mks

    We gave to pay for it cus it was 3500 dollars.
    Five thousand three.hundred dollars for a dummy?
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • piper radford

    The thumbnail will forever haunt me

  • Dwight K Shrute

    That was a great time

  • HELLOTHISIS4U

    3500 = 5300

  • Stanley Hudson

    Boy have you lost your mind cause I’ll help you find it!!

  • Carter Morris

    Who disliked this honestly lol

  • Rene Rodriguez

    The dancing part just killed me 💀
    The zoom out and seeing kelly already enjoying herself 😂😂
    The way Andy just kept getting closer 😂
    Creed doing the same thing as Andy 🤣

  • 2,413,823 views

    1:38 Is me when I go to a family party involuntarily and it’s actually a good time, but I don’t want to express it.

  • SmartSmart Man26

    I bursted hot laughing when Creed said “you were in the parking lot earlier, that’s how I know you!” Like it literally came out of nowhere 😂

  • Real AUBERGINE MAN

    I don’t get the “Clarise” reference please explain

  • kxylin

    Ah-ah-ah-ah, staying alive

  • Master Jimenez

    One of my favorite parts is Micheals singing at 1:33

  • ItsYaBoi Animations

    No one:

    Me when someone asks me to draw them: 2:20

  • sabin97

    that dummy was quite expensive but it was worth every penny….
    now dwight knows not to cut off the face of a real person.
    the more you know…..

  • Dustan Carlson

    . . .C l a r i s s e.

  • ComradeFuigi

    Interesting choice of a mask time to go get one.

  • Caleb Brook

    You were in the parking lot that’s how I know u 😂

  • Pusheletjo, Phephia Masha

    ''You were in the parking lot earlier'' omg Creed

  • Jack Russell

    WHERES THE HEART?! THE PRECIOUS HEART!

  • SavagePanda845

    We watched this in health class for our CPR unit.

  • Jakobz

    Olivia geneli

  • Ahikam Pasion

    Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk C l a r i c e

  • alice hyland

    lol should i watch this show?

  • Jorge Rojas

    All people comment Quotes because they can’t do it better than the Office

  • Kraig Gustavsson

    Just choke Dewight till he stops moving. Simple.

  • Precision

    Michael's face at 1:45 is the funniest part of this scene

  • Greg Goat

    When Andy starts singing I fucking lose it every single time

  • kaydrelia

    I saw an interview somewhere where Steve Carrell said The Office wouldn't be successful today if it was rebooted or a new show now. Too many snowflakes who get offended when people breathe different than them, and after watching this scene alone…..I get it 😂😂😂😂

  • Pw Cy

    So iconicc

  • Matias

    Fun fact: a man in my hometown saw a woman go into cardiac arrest and he performed CPR on her and saved her life. He never took a class or read a book on CPR. He was able to do CPR because of what he saw in this episode.

  • Sergio Ruiz

    Omg the glasses on the dummy makes me laugh so much 🤣

  • JackAzz

    At 2:21 you can see Creed trying to steal Kevin's wallet.

  • Dennis lange

    2:18 – 2:26 The best 8 seconds in the series LOL

  • Delusional •_•

    Lmfao

  • 117Oddlink -

    2:40 David Wallace's face when he notices Michael getting the numbers wrong.

  • The unknown Name

    Dwight is the best character ever

  • William Warren

    This was one of the funniest episodes in the show

  • Penderson HD

    "At Ease"

    – Dwight Schrute

  • Mimi P

    "No arms or legs, what kind of life is that?" lmao!!

  • Johnny Smith

    My god the first aid lady had no idea what she was getting herself into

  • peaches

    Why does the scene at the end with Michael explaining why Dwight cut off its face remind me of my mom explaining to the principal why I hit someone with a book in elementary school?

  • PleaseDontForceMe ToMakeAGoogleAccount

    David in vanilla sky, wearing the prosthetic mask be like-

  • lauren kraft

    we watched this clip in my first aid class before performing our cpr test

  • Naroulin

    This episode was in The Office, that's how I know this scene !

  • septicflesh666 doe

    "hello Clarice."
    LMFAO

  • Giovanni Arias

    Why is she using "they" when referring to the dummy?

  • Dandara Cardoso

    This episode is perfection

  • Bubbles Awesome

    😹 wtf I’m dying

  • LogaN Plays

    * I t has no arms or legs*

  • Nia

    i love the office so much but dwight doing that was sickening.. i mean think of all the serial killers who have done that with real people

  • Essam Abdelaziz

    Clariseee!!!!

  • Dōmo Arigatō

    This is my school’s collective sense of humor

  • E. Artan

    You can get a CPR dummy for like $200 off amazon

  • Chris M

    When Michael asks Stanley "are you alright" he really was following what the instructor said. I thought this was hilarious

  • shyviolet 79

    Never underestimate this crew to make a serious situation into a club! That moment Dwight is Hannibal! 😂😂

  • Stanley Hudson

    It's nice to know that when Dwight does another fire emergency and I die, that he will cut off my face and wear it as a mask.

  • Sydney Suttles

    C H A O S

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